Little Johnny Came Home After School

 


Little Johnny came home after school:

“Daddy, I have a bad grade in the English language.”

“Why?” asked his father.

“Well, the teacher asked us the following question:

“Mary entered the forest with John and came out of the forest with Mike. What is Mary?”...

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